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Loch Ness Monster Resurfaces in Buena Park, CA

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After nearly eight months without a reported Loch Ness Monster sighting, the mysterious creature has been spotted in Buena Park, CA. Residents of the Southern California city reported the alleged presence of Scotland’s allusive Nessie near Pirates Dinner Adventure, the world’s most interactive dinner show.

“It’s true, we found her.” said General Manager Julio Duran. “As part of our soon-to-debut adventure, our swashbuckling pirates have summoned the Loch Ness Monster from Scotland to here in Buena Park.”

Duran shared that the Loch Ness Monster is under good care as their team prepares her for her debut in “Legend of the Loch Ness Monster,” a new show beginning in a couple weeks at Pirates Dinner Adventure.

“We hoped to surprise our guests with Nessie’s appearance in the show,” said Duran. “But when her followers began to panic at her alleged disappearance, we new it was time to let the cat — or monster — out of the bag.”

“Legend of the Loch Ness Monster” debuts at Pirates Dinner Adventure in Buena Park, CA this May.

Content of this blog post is satirical and was written by our marketing team. We really do have a new show coming soon, though, and we really hope you come see our Loch Ness Monster in May!

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